Hair-spiration, where art thou?

Every year I seem to find myself in the same pattern of hair abuse ...

1. Summer: Embrace excellent haircut by new exxy stylist.
2. Autumn: Decide to ditch haircut because of insert lame reason here
3. Winter: Get stuck in a major hair rut, influenced by the now growing out hair cut and cold weather (read: over-enthusiastic blow dryer use and long hair = split city!)
4. Spring: Hit rock bottom. Completely un-inspired. No idea what to do with now overgrown mop, and no plans to change it.

I am now completely convinced that if I want to break this cycle, like any good addict (lazy person), I need to launch a pre-emptive strike before spring.

So far, I have enlisted the help of these lovelies:

Kerastase Lait Nutritive Sculpt

L'oreal says: 'Provides light-weight nurturing, softness, hold, and detangling ease. Reinforces the hair fiber to help protect against damage caused by blow-drying and heat styling. Hair is left shiny and smooth.'

Verdict: It's all that, and more. I'd call this my desert island product. I think the lightness is the key here, because I seem to have delightful hair that looks dirty after one day. This doesn't add to that, but instead gets me by for another day and a half.

Matrix Sleek.Look Iron Smoother

Matrix says:

• Protects against heat damage up to 400ºF
• Seals in high-shine finish
• Long-lasting style memory
• Easy, spray-on application
• Locks in sleek finish, locks out humidity

Verdict: Oh, hai, did I mention that besides delightfully dirty locks, I also suffer from naturally coarse, and strangely kink/curl-prone straight hair? I know it sounds like an oxymoron, but I kid you not. In any case, this stuff works a treat when I'm blow drying or using the ghd.


So while I may still have no idea as to what I should do with my hair, I can rest assured knowing I've tried my hardest to keep my locks going all year (or at least until spring/summer).

But it's definitely time for a trim in lieu of any real plans.

dreaming

I woke up with a start at approximately 3am, and found myself all twisted.
My feet had met with my headboard, and I had somehow lost all my pillows and sheets.

I remember a dream, but not what it was about.

Things are complicated, I am anxious, and I know that's probably the best explanation.

ARTIST SEEKS

ARTIST SEEKS:

Wealthy patron.

Need not be ridiculously wealthy (eg. Richard Branson).
Required to finance final project necessary to university degree.
Will repay ... when I can, next year.

Financial outlay would amount to approximately $500 - $1000.

Indebted to you forever.

You can be my De Medici or Pieter van Ruijven.